Say Her Name, Say Her Name: Beyonce's Baby Born

Yes, the day you've all been waiting for has arrived: Beyonce's baby has been birthed. Plus, in a move that would make the numerologically obsessed Louis Farrakhan proud, the supercouple has named the newborn Blue Ivy (the second part's supposedly a shout-out to the Roman numeral IV, which they're inexplicably infatuated with).

Of course, true to form, there's been no official announcement about the blessed event — just a whole bunch of tweets from their famous friends welcoming the baby. I'll go with Twitter on this one.