Occupy Elementary Schools!

Want to steer clear of edumacation that indoctrinates your kids into the latest philosophical/political fad? Don't enroll the little ones in this Virginia school, then, where students were allegedly forced to sing a pro-Occupy Wall Street song — or, as one blog put it, "Marxist rhetoric."

99 problems, and being off-pitch ain't one.

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