I know why your nose is red, Rudolph — but what about me?
Who knew Kris Kringle could be such a creep? Definitely keep an eye out for the ones hanging out in Berlin marketplaces, where one naughty Pere Noel drugged a 15-year-old girl after offering her what she thought was plain old holiday hooch.
Though you'd think the teen's reindeer radar might have gone off when SANTA offered her a NIGHTCAP. Herp derp.