Monday, December 12, 2011

Santa's Not Just on Your Roof — He Might Slip You a Rufi!


I know why your nose is red, Rudolph — but what about me?

Who knew Kris Kringle could be such a creep? Definitely keep an eye out for the ones hanging out in Berlin marketplaces, where one naughty Pere Noel drugged a 15-year-old girl after offering her what she thought was plain old holiday hooch.

Though you'd think the teen's reindeer radar might have gone off when SANTA offered her a NIGHTCAP. Herp derp.

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