Como se Dice 'Shitter Was Full'?

One of my favorite movie clips of all time is from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, which has somehow, unexplicably, become a holiday staple in our house:



We won't venture a guess as to how Clark's sewer got clogged, but around here, there's a particular 5-year-old who enjoys, among other things, Hello Kitty, Barbies, and cramming as much toilet paper as humanly possible into the commode.

Sure, she gets upset when I yell at her for effing up our plumbing — but she could also live in Spain, where authorities in Catalonia are now limiting how much TP schoolchildren can use as a cost-cutting measure.

Mierda!