Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Like You Already Didn't Feel Like a Worthless Loser — Now Mall Santas Are Sizing You Up

These are the men who will be judging you henceforth.

To help manage children's expectations during this financially gloomy fourth quarter, Santas around the country are being cross-trained to assess a family's economic situation on the fly and appropriately "manage expectations" of the cherubs who climb onto their laps.

Maybe there's room for Daddy on the assembly line at Santa's workshop?

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