Honey, all of our forks are missing their tines. Oh, wait -- Johnny's entrenched them under his epidermis.
- Our parents had it lucky -- they just had to deal with tattoos and nose rings: Teens embrace newest self-mutilation trend of embedding objects under their skin.
- Mama's not the only one with the baby blues: Don't dismiss dad's depression when bringing home that package from the maternity ward.
Thank goodness you just got your J.D., honey -- because we're going to be living in a trailer in the driveway of your law firm.
- So much for that retirement palace in Boca: More parents busting into their IRAs, 401(k)s to pay for kids' college.
- Ever wonder why those Mickey Dee's chicken nuggets you've found under the car mats don't seem to have a spot of rot on them? It might not be the chemical nightmare you're envisioning.