Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Also in the news...

Honey, all of our forks are missing their tines. Oh, wait -- Johnny's entrenched them under his epidermis.
I am not going to have sex for 18 more years.
Thank goodness you just got your J.D., honey -- because we're going to be living in a trailer in the driveway of your law firm.
We contain just the right amount of salt and fat -- or not, depending on what you're looking for.

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