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• I can just see all the Baba Booey pranks already: Parents' group protests shock jock Stern as possible replacement for Simon Cowell on American Idol.


• Mommy, why are you being handcuffed? And what's "robbery"? Suburban mom of four wrongly arrested, thrown in the clink after name mixup.


• I keep telling my kids to learn a trade if they want to get anywhere in life. Pizza tosser wouldn't be half bad, come to think of it.


• OK, it's true, parents can be bitchy, annoying, self-absorbed. But hey, nannies, you ain't no walk in the park yourself.


• UPDATE: Cherubic, controversial Carnival queen bursts into tears at start of parade.