Also in the news...

• Who cares if it's trying to take over the world (along with those dudes from Facebook): Google is recruiting your kids to design its next logo.


• CELEBRITY ALERT: See, if you have enough kids, odds are that one (or, perchance, two) of them will eventually do something heroic: Duggar duo helps save 6-year-old in car accident.


• BAD PARENTING: Just a little more, sweet pea -- juuuust a little more....



• This headline from our hometown paper caught our eye (and since said hometown paper has implemented a moronic pay-for-Web-access model and you likely won't be able to link to it, we've included the first paragraph as well): "Helen Moritz expected a lot of things out of her children -- and no excuses. She'd supervise her three sons and three daughters as they did homework, correct their Long Island accents with gentle -- or not so gentle -- teasing and once criticized a guidance counselor for going too easy on her kids." If only all of our parents had been like the feisty Mrs. Moritz, the world would be a much better, Lawn-Guyland-accentless place.


• CELEBRITY ALERT: OK, I had no intention of going back to the Duggars, but I have to address the fact that Michelle and Jim Bob claim they're still "open to having more" children. At the risk of infuriating all of Inside Voice's Full Quiver followers, we think they should focus less on opening, more on closing. Just sayin'.