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Hey, dummy: Principal suspended for mistakenly sending home "sarcastic" letter to parents. (Note: The CareerBuilder commercial above has nothing to do with this post, save for the "hey, dummy" in the middle, but it's one of my favorites, so I'm reposting it just for laughs.)

Last stop -- till Brooklyn! Teachers chaperoning prom turn it into booze cruise for themselves.

What recession? Exclusive Disney club has 14-year waiting list.

PRODUCT ALERT: Put your bid in now! Mattel intros Designer Barbie collection.

The number one rule about Teen Girl Fight Club -- post all Teen Girl Fight Clubs on YouTube: Girl-on-girl fight videos sweeping the Internets.

The new Miss America's answer to today's child woes? Lay off the video games -- go back to playing with sticks.

Sorry, kids, we can't open late because Mommy and Daddy are hugging the porcelain god: School refuses two-hour delay on Monday after Super Bowl.

The diapers, they are a'changin': Bob Dylan song to be made into children's book.

Just don't poke the other moms too much -- they get mad: Using Facebook as a parenting tool.