- Who says we're the stupidest country? Nearly one-third of British youngsters think bacon comes from sheep. (To be fair, the American results aren't in yet.)
- Ok, stay with me here: 15-year-old girl with no vagina gets pregnant after giving some dude a BJ. She then heads to her job at the local watering hole (how she's working at a bar at 15 is puzzling, but that's incidental to our tale) and gets stabbed in a knife fight, resulting in her previous john's spermatozoa to leak from her knife wounds from her GI tract into her uterus. Still with me? Phew!
- You're supposed to get the munchies after smoking pot, not after ingesting it: Teen pulled over by cops tries to swallow his ganja stash.
- Yeesh: 9-year-old gives birth.
- BAD PARENTING: And you think John Edwards is a menace: South African prez fathers 20th child -- with friend's daughter. Isn't that what friends are for?
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