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• CELEBRITY ALERT: 99 problems and a kid ain't one? Rumors dog Jay-Z after he shows up with kid at his side at the Grammys.


• Quit yer bellyachin': Study claims that moms have more leisure time than they think.


• Every kindergartener takes up two seats on Southwest, right? Most parents of obese 4- and 5-year-olds don't realize their kids are overweight.


• I like the part where the kid says his parents are "aging" (they're 44 and 46): Teen writes to "Dear Abby" to ask why Mom and Dad always seem to have short fuses.


• Last week we featured '70s kids' shows; today we fast-forward into those crazy, hazy '80s.