Here's the Situation

YES I WATCH "JERSEY SHORE." So I know the context of the story in Us magazine where some people are complaining that Snooki went on Jay Leno's show and declared she would "change the world" by putting a tanning bed in every home.

(The complaints were about the tanning beds, not the fact that Snooki went on Jay Leno's show, though I'd be complaining about that, too.)

The article quotes the author of a parenting book called Bringing Up Geeks, which will likely be followed by Ways to Comfort the Bullied Outcast Geeks You Brought Up, who "says 'parents need to know' that the show is promoting unsafe behavior." I'm pretty sure everyone knows that.