- WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE SO MANY BABIES BEING BORN IN THE TOILET?! Like this little guy. Or this cherubic British dude. This little lady, while she apparently never made it into the commode, did have the distinction of being birthed in a toilet cubicle of a petrol station. Potty training will surely result in some awful suppressed-memory trauma....
- She should have simply instituted a "Poke" campaign against her parents (or, at the very least, defriended them so they wouldn't have realized she was pulling this crap): Teen starts "1000 to Get Tess Ungrounded" Facebook page after getting punished for drinking.
- WTF, MOM AND DAD! For the last time, I TOLD you not to cook in here! Four Aussies arrested after meth lab found in teen's bedroom.
- There's a silver lining to everything, even to being unemployed and po': At least my kids won't grow up to be genocidal maniacs.
- Next time your teens bitch how unfair it is because they're not allowed to talk or text on their cell phones at school, show them this little nugget.
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