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VIRAL VIDEO: One of these budding thespians alone probably boasts a higher IQ than Snooki, Ronnie, and JWOWW put together: Youngsters reenact Jersey Shore.

This is not a typo: Parents have lower blood pressure than childless adults.

Kindle kids: When your 3-year-old can work his way around your iPod better than you can, you know you're dealing with a new generation of tech children.

Suri's not the only one facing a lifetime of bunions and hammer toes: The medical world frets over young girls wearing high heels.

CELEBRITY ALERT: Talk show host who's not the most: Montel's kids slam his parenting skills.

Because Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, and Cartoon Network just aren't enough: Discovery and Hasbro to launch "The Hub" children's channel.

CELEBRITY ALERT: Hopefully my kids don't read US Weekly, because I don't think their $5 weekly cheddar is going to compare: Michael Jackson's kids get monthly allowance bumped up to $60,000.

CELEBRITY ALERT: Being a douchebag probably doesn't help, though: Pats' Tom Brady insists being married and becoming a dad hasn't effed up his career.

44 Gough Street, here we come! Truant kids in San Fran to be carted off to new "center."

Could it be any other way? More than three-quarters of parents say that video games are part of their family's life.