GET ME RICHARD BRANSON'S NUMBER

Hello, Richard? Right, Sir Richard. How are you? Yes. Just wanted to tell you how much I admire your work. Like, your Virgin store in Union Square? I was able to use the bathroom and I didn't have to buy anything, that's pretty cool, like at Tower I had to buy an Avril Lavigne bracelet first, so I went in the ladies room and peed on the seats!

But anyway. So, I read in New York magazine that you're sending your kids and parents into outer space or something? Yeah, so. I wanted to ask you — did I mention that I was like one of the five people who actually watched your reality show? — if you don't mind me being so forward, Sir Richard...

...could you like take my kids and parents with you? They're driving me crazy!

Hello? Sir Richard? Hello?