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Sue who? Sue everybody! High school softball player files lawsuit against school for injury, claiming she was never taught to slide properly.

Field trip! High school teacher suspended for taking students to Hooters.

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Can this be used for husbands, too? Mom calls 911 over son's video game obsession.

A return policy even more stringent than Walmart's: Wisconsin parents want to send back adopted son.

And you thought your dad with a shotgun on the porch was bad: Teen not allowed to date without permission of probation officer.

This ain't Bourbon Street, sweetheart: New Zealand teen arrested for flashing boobs -- after getting hit by distracted driver.