Those Crazy Kids, Part I

So, let's say that you're a teenager who, because of some transgression, had his Xbox taken away by his parents. What do you do? If you're like a particular 15-year-old pussy boy from a Chicago suburb, you call 911 and summon the police to your home, where you fill out a stolen-goods report.

It turns out, when your parents take away one of your luxuries, it's not considered theft. According to the article, the police never learned why the kid's Xbox was removed, but we think it might be because he tends to overreact and throw tantrums.