This Probably Won't Happen If I Catch Jackson Wearing a Mets Jersey

So, some douchebag in Minnesota has been forced to take court-authorized parenting classes because he tore the shirt off his stepson's back because said shirt was a rival gang's color.

The stepson is...4 years old.

The stepfather is a member of the Bloods gang, and their "color" is red. The Crips, the Bloods' known enemies, wear blue. The article doesn't mention the Crips, only saying that the boy was wearing blue, "the color of a rival gang."

And, naturally, a 4-year-old would be wearing blue in order to both antagonize his gang-member stepdad and to pledge his allegiance to the Crips. I doubt this kid can even dress himself, so why didn't the stepfather go after the person who dressed him?

The person who called the cops was the stepfather's stepfather. I can't even imagine what that family tree looks like.

And...they have gangs in Minnesota?
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