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• This dude knows just how Luke Skywalker felt: Adopted man presses biological mother for answers, finds out Charles Manson is his dad.


• WTF, MOM AND DAD! You never hear about this happening at Pottery Barn: Parents arrested for ditching kids in Walmart while shopping on Black Friday.


• WTF, DAD! But you will hear about it happening in front of a sail shop in Fall River, Massachusetts: Dad locks kids in trunk while he picks up some nautical necessities. And Fall River resident Mike Sardinha is mildly outraged!


• WTF, MOM AND DAD! And, apparently, in Caseyville, Illinois: Parents nabbed inside motel while 7-month-old and 2-year-old slept in running van in motel parking lot.


• If you've ever endured that particular circle of hell that involves attempting to categorize and organize your kid's Legos, then you won't want to miss this dad's Lego-sorting evolution blog.


• RECESSION SPECIAL: If I don't get a job with The Man soon, I'll be forced to throw myself into this statistical pool (except I don't fit into the age demographic): Rough economy forces 10 percent of grown children under age 35 to move back in with parents.


• CELEBRITY ALERT: Your tax dollars are about to work even harder: Octomom admits she's thinking about opening up the store again.


• Here's one bake sale the kids likely won't be helping out with: Chicago parents hold fundraiser to lengthen school day.


• VIRAL VIDEO: Good thing we've moved on to Christmas: Pumpkin blows up in kids' faces.