CELEBRITY ALERT: The Day After: We can now breathe that collective sigh of relief -- Jon and Kate Plus Eight is officially, finally, mercifully over. But not before Kate squeezes out a few more on-cue drops from her remote-control tear ducts, and Jon 'fesses up to wanting to get the hell out of PA at the end of a long, child-filled day. Good times!
WTF, MOM AND DAD! I love the site Epic Fail. Though I hope I never see one of my home photos posted in "Parenting Fail" -- like this little guy.
Michelle Borba is hawking her new book about dealing with ungrateful children, so to that end, she's posted signs of whether you're raising a little ingrate on her blog. I don't even want to look.
PRODUCT ALERT: Black Friday's fast approaching, which means you'll likely be hitting the malls and department stores this week to pick up a few things for the ingrates (see above post) for the holidays. Notice anything unusual about this toy being promoted on Amazon.com? Like maybe teaching kids it's OK to mix electronic appliances with -- WATER?!
These results must adhere to the same scientific tenets that enable your children to tune you out 90 percent of the time but to suddenly develop supersonic hearing when you're trying to secretly open a candy wrapper three rooms away: Study shows adults fooled by optical illusion; kids aren't.
VIRAL VIDEO: Taylor Swift, watch it: 2-year-old sings pop star's song. Something about wearing short skirts and T-shirts and hanging out on the bleachers and sneakers and cheer captains -- who the ef knows what this song's about. The kid's cute, though.
CELEBRITY ALERT: If you're like most parents, you probably don't want to expose your kids to simulated on-stage BJs and performers being dragged around on leashes. In which case (and I'm a Glambert fan), you'll probably applaud Good Morning America's decision to yank Adam Lambert from yesterday morning's lineup after his raunchy AMA appearance.
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