- PRODUCT ALERT: Shabby-sheik toys: Barbie to be adorned in a burqa for Sotheby's auction.
- Boob-tube babysitting: Kids in daycare may be spending up to four hours a day watching TV.
- HOLIDAY HUBBUB: Jolly old rejuvenated, cosmetically augmented St. Nick: Droopy-eyed Santa gets a facelift so he won't scare kids away.
- Putting the Duggars to shame: Mom of 13 vows not to stop having kids until she has twins or triplets. That's the spirit!
- RECESSION SPECIAL: That's more than your kid would get for shoveling snow. Think about it: Teens paid $31 to spit in California man's face.
- Right next to Catcher in the Rye and The Good Earth: Iowa library in uproar over teen sex mag.
- CELEBRITY ALERT: From the Sean Penn school of dealing with the paparazzi: Suri Cruise appears to give two chubby preschooler thumbs-downs to The Lion King. Or maybe she's still pissed that her name means "horse mackerels."
- CELEBRITY ALERT: Bets inserts foot into shrill Survivor mouth once again: Hasselbeck laments about racial discrimination she experienced because, like, her daughter was carrying around a black doll. Get ready for the cringefest.
- Simply amazing: Toddler helps his mom give birth at home -- fetches towel, catches newborn sibling (now this would have been a great Viral Video post).
- The Crate and Barrel folks should have been suspicious at the multiple requests for high-end highchair doilies: Mom arrested for stealing kids' identities to open up credit card accounts.
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