Also in the news...

• VIRAL VIDEO: You're the man now, dawg: TV reporter dunks b-ball, makes kid cry.


• And it wasn't even a potato gun: Idaho boy shoots black bear after it won't get off his family's front porch.


• Dump that plastic shower curtain if you're preggers, or relegate your future son to a childhood filled with Barbies instead of BB guns: Boys exposed to phthalates while in utero less likely to want to play with stereotypically male toys.


• You're not supposed to warm milk for the baby in the microwave -- don't they know about hot spots?! Robbers take a timeout during burglary to heat up bottle for crying infant.


• WTF, MOM! Dumping the Huggies to make room for the hooch: Mom pulled over with kids in car, open bottle of rum in diaper bag.


• Parents had requested a Coke machine on the premises, but I don't think this is what they meant: Couple arrested for dealing blow out of home daycare facility.


• Homemade straitjackets: Daycare worker arrested for pinning kids down to mattresses as disciplinary measure.


• What, no pink Cohibas? Reaction still lukewarm to news of firstborn girls.


• We actually happen to have good reason for being pissed off 90 percent of the time (at least I know I do): Families spend four days a year fighting (that's three fights a day; seems pretty conservative to me), and moms are the prime offenders.


• Aussie boy faces charges after friend gives him a piece of stolen chocolate.