Also in the news...

Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long (does anyone else remember the slop that was disguised as "lunch" in the cafeteria?): Lawmaker wants probe of school lunches to determine E. coli risk.

Anyone who's ever aspired to be a teacher has harbored secret Dead Poets Society/Lean on Me fantasies of being that special, ultra-cool mentor who inspires his/her students to greatness while simultaneously pissing off the administration and parents. This guy's livin' the dream.

And you thought your delivery was bad: 28-inch-tall mom pregnant with her third child (who will be at least half her size when he's born).

Do you really want your kid to come home with a rap about loving his thalamus? NYC schools participating in "Power Brain Education" program alleged to be run by group with ties to a cult.

Important source of calcium and vitamin D, or yet another sugary evil that's making our kids fatties? Dairy industry pushes campaign that promotes the benefits of chocolate milk.