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• VIRAL VIDEO: Lighten up, fellas: Blogger outrage after Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch sketch mocks trashy "POX News." Get it? Oscar -- trashy? Yeah.


• Should your kid be on Facebook? Are 3 and 5 considered too young? Because both my kids have their own pages. Just know if you're "poking" them, you're really poking the page administrator (that would be me).


• One child only, please -- but don't ask too many questions about the nasty in health class: Sex education lacking in the one country that probably needs it in abundance. (That would be China.)


• Video may have killed the radio star, but it won't kill your kids: TV probably not too bad as a temporary babysitter in MODERATION.


• Can you keep your unborn fetus under 140 characters, please? Woman tweets miscarriage during board meeting, expresses relief because now she doesn't have to get an abortion.


• Parents who were deemed too fat to look after newborn get her back. Finally.