Gwyneth Paltrow, you wonderful mother, it is so admirable that you refuse to appear in kiddie movies — "I don't think I will start looking for projects the kids can watch. I feel like I give them so much time at home and I work so little and I give everything I have to them."Thank you! Thank you for not caving into the pressure that all moms face, to appear in movies only to satisfy their kids, like yours, Apple and...what's the other one's name? Rutabaga? Kumquat?
Please, Gwyneth, tell us more! "I feel like when I work that is my time to express myself and to be creative and to really delve into somebody else's mind, heart and psyche. That is my thing."
Keep delving, Gwyneth! And use your "time" to express yourself, when you're not busy spending time with "William" Joel or updating your precious website, where you urge people to "nourish the inner aspect."
Gwyneth, your selflessness has already nourished my inner aspect. My inner aspect is so nourished, I had the sweetest bowel movement ever, and I named it "Gwyneth."


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