No underwriting for these rubber-band wrists: Baby deemed "too fat" for insurance coverage.
"CELEBRITY" ALERT: Dads, if you're looking for a new BFF, these two are in the market for a wingman.
Next time he has a stomachache or a headache or any kind of ache that prevents him from going to school, I'll advise my son to use his imagination instead of me blowing a sick day to stay home with him: Scientists discover kids can "imagine away" pain.
BAD PARENTING: Another reason why teens probably shouldn't friend their parents on Facebook: Dad propositions daughter on social networking site.
My husband finally has the ammunition he needs to justify buying
BAD PARENTING: Is Natural Ice Light even considered beer? Man arrested for spiking infant's bottle.
Aw, c'mon people — don't you enjoy blowing your paycheck at the mall or gorging yourself on candy apples at some townie fall festival or taking advantage of those amazing once-a-year mattress sales? This is the one innocuous three-day weekend where we don't have to feel guilty for not visiting a cemetery or paying homage to a greater cause — and now you're going to fight it? Columbus put on trial in schools nationwide.
PRODUCT ALERT: If they're good enough for Huffington, they're good enough for us. The Luke Skywalker in a carcass alone is sure to become a holiday classic: Thirteen wacky baby costumes for last-minute Halloween shoppers.
At least she wasn't trying to emulate Picasso: Girl sticks all 10 fingers in plaster of Paris bucket in art class, loses eight of them.
CELEBRITY ALERT: America's top model family: Heidi Klum, Seal welcome daughter to brood.
PRODUCT ALERT: Wimpy Kid series debuts latest addition; critics slam use of "dork," "moron," and "hot girls" in first five pages.
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