The Power of Swayze COMPELS You!

What's the latest evil thing that we have to stamp out in our schools? To the list of drugs, teen pregnancy, violence, and fights between pregnant teens over drugs, we now add dirty dancing.

To prevent sexually suggestive moves like "freaking" and "grinding" at their dances, schools have drafted "dance contracts" that forbid specific kinds of choreography, not to mention certain types of clothing that send the boys into dances like the pump, the meet-and-meat, and the fook. (Those last three dances I made up, but they sound like something the kids would do.)

To monitor dancing, one school actually has instituted a teacher-run "freak patrol," which likely had a different meaning during the height of Rick James' fame.