Halloween's right around the corner. Maybe you're feeling guilty for the pagan overtones inherent to the holiday. Or perhaps you're simply desperate to steer your kids away from the neighborhood TP/egg/shaving cream shenanigans that seem to have supplanted good old-fashioned trick-or-treating.Have we got some wholesome fundamentalist fun for you -- you just have to purchase your own one-way ticket to this North Carolina church. Oh, and bring a few books and CDs to burn. Especially Bibles (not the King James version -- he's OK). And records by Christian musicians.
None of this makes any sense, but I'll roll with it. I'm considering the trip, if only for a change of scenery -- here on Long Island, we just like to burn boats.
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