Ex-Wife Frost to Banish Him to Cold Mountain

Poor Jude Law. He's got good looks, he's rich and famous, and he owns a great set of teeth despite being British.

But now he's also, for at least the fourth time, a father. A DNA test has proved that he is indeed the dad of model Samantha Burke's daughter, Sofia (which means "set for life"), who was born last month.

The British papers have reported that Law is apologizing to his family, particularly his ex-wife Sadie Frost, with whom he's had his first three kids and with whom he's had (at least until now) an amicable relationship. He had initially claimed to have slept with her just once, and actually there's no proof yet that he lied about that.

A "source close to Jude's family" (whatever that means) noted that his ex is "livid," but one can only imagine how pissed off she'll be when she reads the statement from Burke's publicist:

"Check back in six months. Maybe she and Jude will be getting married."

That's going to make one awkward next visit with his and Frost's kids, who are 13, 8, and 7:

"Hello children. Good to see you all. No, Rafferty, I didn't have a chance to pick up any gifts from the airport, but I do have something for you, for all of you, in a way. No, Rudy, it's not a toy, or a jug of candy. It's a baby sister. Well, it's not a sister, actually, it's a half-sister. No, Iris, she has both her arms and legs. That's not what 'half' means. You see, Daddy has a friend. Well, she's not much of a friend, I don't know her all that very well, you see...um, no, I don't know why your mum is standing there, looking so angry..."

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