And I Hated Parenthood

Yet another film that insults real parents everywhere is about to be foisted on us like partially digested strained peas.

LOOK at Uma Thurman's messed-up yet still fashionable hair! SEE the glasses that supposedly shout "serious" and "frumpy" but are actually very stylish! ENVY Uma's life in the leafy West Village! ADMIRE her work as both a mom AND (*gasp*) a parenting blogger!

READ insightful reviews from critics such as MSNBC's Alonso Duralde — "Even the working mothers I spoke with after the press screening found both the [Uma's] character and the film to be odious" — and Variety's Rob Nelson: "a would-be comedic script by director Katherine Dieckmann...forces the star to spout such geysers of self-pity, you'd think motherhood in the West Village was akin to, say, motherhood in Eastern Congo."

Oh, and Uma's blog is called "The Bjorn Identity." Feel free to spit up your own strained peas now. Read more...