And His Blood Type Is Rocky Road!

Paul Rudnick is not a guy you want to tell your kids about, and not just because he wrote the screenplays for The Stepford WIves and Marci X. (Chris Rock told Entertainment Weekly that the script for the latter, which he turned down, was "the worst script I've ever gotten... I'd have been happier getting an envelope full of anthrax.")

The New York Times ran a little profile on Rudnick's very interesting and child-envying dietary habits.

Basically, he eats candy and snacks. And, he's 5-foot-10 and 150 pounds.

Granted, he's not pigging out on boxes of Twinkies and guzzling bottles of cola all day. According to the article:

A typical day was this: a plain bagel, a three-pack of Yodels, a small can of dry-roasted peanuts, some Hershey’s Kisses, and some breakfast cereal, which he eats by the handful, dry, out of the box.

According to a dietician quoted in the article, "Some people defy all odds." Just beware when your kid claims that he defies the odds.