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• VIRAL VIDEO: Glenn Beck is a real meat-and-potatoes kind of megalomaniac. So he certainly doesn't want your kids being indoctrinated into the evil empire that is vegetarianism. Oh, and his last meal is going to be a giant steak -- take that, Al Gore!




• You mean thus far Stamford's been courting Ivy League grads who clean up on Wall Street? WWE announces plans to woo kids, joins up with Mattel.


• The lazy teenager inside me feels somewhat vindicated: Let kids sleep late on weekends and holidays to fight weight gain.


• CELEBRITY ALERT: This is pretty much akin to Miley Cyrus writing her memoirs: Jerry O'Connell, father of 10-month-old twins, to pen parenting book and share his vast treasure trove of dad experiences with us.


• Disney and Universal are sooo overdone: Orlando debuts Holy Land Experience, the state's first religious theme park. Prepare for a full day of righteousness, including a reenactment of Jesus' crucifixion, a visit to the Great Temple, and shofar lessons -- haven't you always wanted to play the shofar?
  


• CELEBRITY ALERT: Alert the media (wait, she just did): Elisabeth Hasselbeck announces she's doing her part to control overpopulation, will no longer be procreating.


• OK, guys, now we're obsolete, too: Babies created without men or women from stem cells.


• WTF, MOM! Early snow day: 5-year-old found with cocaine in his system, two women arrested.


• Looking to dump the excess Halloween loot your kids collect? Send it to this dentist in Iowa.


• PRODUCT ALERT: Color-your-own playhouses.


• Always thinking of others: Girl brings shotgun shells to school because her science teacher "is into stuff like this."



• PRODUCT ALERT: Mattel intros Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken. Yes, that's the doll's official name.