Thursday, September 24, 2009

ZOMG! I MUST NOW INVEST IN TEH HAT COMPANIEZ

OMG THANK YOU X17 ONLINE FOR TELLING ME THAT BRAD PITT'S CHILD IS WEARING A HAT THAT SORT OF RESEMBLES BRAD PITT'S HAT.

Because, well, that's news. Someone took a picture of the kid and someone else looked at the photo and was like, "What am I gonna do with this? I can't just run the photo without a caption. Huh...how about something regarding the missing tooth? That would be cute. Oh, wait! We already did a story on that. But...that hat! I think we've got some file photo of Brad Pitt wearing...well, it's not the exact hat, but it is...a hat."

Thank you X17 Online. I don't know what "X17" means but where I come from an X means a kiss, so I want to kiss you 17 times because I am now better informed because now I know that some celebrity and his kid share the same interest in millinery.

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