Thank You, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr.

LET ME JUST SAY that I've never been fans of your work. I don't know whether I've actually seen any of your work, other than a few minutes of Freddie — I'm one of the few walking the planet who's never watched an episode of Buffy — and I don't harbor the bile that I usually summon for the average celebrity.

SURE, I WAS REPULSED by Freddie's teenybopper status, and the little bit of Sarah's Simply Irresistible I watched on cable made me feel equal parts awe and disgust for how terrible it was, and there was something about Freddie that made me want to punch him in the face especially when he wore glasses and I never cared for people who go by three names like Sarah Jessica Parker who I really despise for reasons that are probably also unfair and not worth getting into in this post.

[Update@8:30am: An anonymous commenter informs us that SMG goes by three names due to a SAG conflict, so she gets a pass on that one. But I remember reading somewhere that SJP insists on being called "Sarah Jessica" not "Sarah," so I still have that to annoy me.]

BUT, OVERALL THEY SEEM like nice people and they've been married for seven years now and in the celebrity world that's like an eternity and they don't do stupid publicity stunts or get drunk in public or have ridiculous plastic surgery or have their own boring reality show or come off as vapid materialistic excuses for human beings even though they're worth a fortune.

AND NOW I'M GLAD to see that they not only had a healthy baby girl, but they also gave their kid a normal name, Charlotte Grace, and not something retardedly trendy like Cantaloupe or Lampshäde or Nyx or Freddie Prinze III or Wikipedia or Suri or Kiwi or Obama or GoldenPalaceDotCom.

SO, THANK YOU, Freddie and Sarah. Read more...