Super-Special Ed

Tiffany Shepherd (not pictured at left), whose name already sounds stripper-made, did not, to my knowledge, have any extracurricular/extramarital fun — like those other young sorta-but-not-really hot blond teachers with an affinity for nailing their students — but the former Florida educator did get fired for moonlighting as a bikini-clad hostess on a chartered fishing boat.

After a divorce and losing custody of her kids ("two of three" of her kids, meaning she's considered to be one-third the parent she ought to be), and after claiming to have sent out 2,500 resumes — a number that I believe is grossly exaggerated — she did what anyone in her position would do: turn to porn.

This is like if I got fired from my job for smoking pot, then concluding that I should become a drug lord.

Shepherd — I mean, "Leah Lust" — claims to have made five stroke vids so far, including My First Sex Teacher, though a browse of (the NSFW) Adult Film Database doesn't show Ms. Lust among the cast of characters in the listing for My First Sex Teacher or any of its 15 sequels. This happens sometimes, as there were two movies (in 1995 and 2005) both named Kicking and Screaming, so it's possible that the Shepherd/Lust film might be a more low-budget, independent production.

(And Shepherd Lust would make a great title for a porn film, am I right?)

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