Imagine the Publicity If He'd Slept With Sarah Palin's Husband

Here's a guy who's proved Andy Warhol wrong time and again. There's almost something refreshing about the naked ambition of someone famous for little more than sleeping with someone famous (all right, the child of someone famous) trying to parlay that morsel of notoriety into full Paris Hiltonhood.

Especially because it's a guy.

Between the tell-all (or tell-most, since there's probably a book deal in the works) in Vanity Fair to the posing for a nudie magazine, Levi Johnston has trod the path blazed by many a spurned political paramour looking to cash in.

Some of his soon-to-be-published-but-already-leaked-but-we'll-read-the-VF-story-anyway revelations include:

There wasn’t much parenting in that house. Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook—the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school.

One-year-old Trig was doing the laundry? I hope he knew how to separate colors from whites! Read more...