His Next "Undercover" Role Will Be as a Pirate!

In what looks like a bad remake of 21 Jump Street (for those old enough to remember that show), a 52-year-old former police officer (emphasis on former) was arrested in Connecticut for forging documents and claiming to be an 18-year-old in order to enroll in high school.

This perfectly normal and not at all unhinged person claimed that "getting into the school was his 'mission,' and that he wanted to prove terrorists could get into America's schools."

Right. Because instead of simply ramming a stolen Econovan full of fertilizer derivatives into the gymnasium during a homecoming pep rally, a terrorist would forge a number of documents including a birth certificate, school transcripts, and proof of vaccinations in order to sit through algebra and earth science. Read more...