Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Coming Soon: Ugli Fruit Shaped Like Your Mother-in-Law

Have you ever gotten so annoyed at your kids that you wanted to bite them in the face until clear sweet juices runs down your cheeks and you swallowed their seeds out of spite?

(What? Just me?)

Well, now you can, thanks to a Chinese farmer who's created a zany mold that makes each fruit look like a serene youth who seems to be praying for a cure to the skin condition that has rendered his complexion green and mottled, as well as a procedure to remove the giant and likely excruciatingly painful stem protruding from the top of his skull.

Bon appetit!

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