Anne Heche, who is, as the clinical psychologists say, "batshit insane," and whose past includes banging Steve Martin; shacking up with Ellen DeGeneres; writing a memoir that was ignored because it was released like the same week as 9/11; claiming to be Celestia, "daughter of God, half-sibling of Christ, and meant to spread a message of love to this stricken planet before ascending into Heaven"; and marrying a seemingly normal guy a few months after being impregnated by him, then leaving him for her co-star, with whom she's had another baby, is fighting with her first husband, the one she recently trashed on Letterman.Are you surprised by any of this yet?
Nowwwww, she's agreeing to see a $375/hour parenting coordinator with her ex-husband, Coleman Laffoon.
Yes, that's his real name.
A red flag in their parenting skills would be the fact that they named their son, now 7, Homer.
Homer.
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Poor Homer. And he may grow to think his mother's normal.
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