And Yes I Would Eat the Whole Thing in One Sitting

Until I can get a full-scale chocolate Verne Troyer, I suppose I'll have to settle for the what Vat 19 calls the world's largest gummi bear, a 12,600-calorie jiggly sweet preemie of a treat.

I'll take their word for it.

The problem with this is that I (that is, you) would never be able to finish it before it melted a bit and got stuck with hair and paper clips and perhaps a toddler.

Because I have a habit of swallowing my food quickly, I would likely swallow chunks of thing unchewed, then taking its time to sit in my gastrointestinal tract until an autopsy was performed.

Come to think of it, there are worse ways to go than "death by gummi."

(Hat tip to CrunchGear.)