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• OK, we've all wanted to do this at some point, but there are some lines you just shouldn't cross: Walmart shopper slaps someone else's crying kid.


• BACK-TO-SCHOOL BONANZA: You think you're going to have a hard time this year keeping up with your kids' homework? Try doing algebra from space when you're an astronaut mom or dad.


• Guess it's better than Adolf: German parents win right to bestow bizarre name upon their child.


• PRODUCT ALERT: Any early-childhood reference that boasts an "orifice-to-orifice guide to removing LEGOs" is a winner in our book!


• Thanks, Facebook and Twitter -- now I can stalk my kids!


• Would my little ones have achieved mental stability if I had had that tummy tuck? Moms' weight-loss surgery has positive effect on kids.


• So your son/daughter likes to stare at your package? It's probably normal.


• Facebook not enough for you, bitches? OK -- here's a link to iParentnetwork, where you can let loose on the kids 24/7.


• VIRAL VIDEO: Our friends at DadLabs strike again: Preg-O Man's the designated driver, and he's not likin' it.


• So that's why my husband is so smrt: Playing Tetris can boost brain power.


• Reside in Europe? Your kids will likely, at some point, be recruited to be in a gypsy gang (they don't even need working papers).