So, the wife of the Twitter founder is tweeting her labor. (Or something like that, since I saw a link on Gawker but didn't read the full story.) If Twitter existed back when Jackson was born, my tweets would look like this:
5:40 am: Woke up. Where's Jenn?
5:42 am: OH SHIT WE'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
5:48 am: Which hospital is it again?
9:45 am: In the room...push already!
12:30 pm: Wow this cafeteria food is good.
1:15 pm: I hope she doesn't have kid while I take a dump
1:21 pm: Note to self, no more hospital food.
1:32 pm: Sorry Jenn, I still need the toilet.
1:50 pm: I think *I* just gave birth.
2:47 pm: On TV, this never takes that long.
6:20 pm: OH SHIT I'M A DAD. WOW WOW WOW
6:40 pm: what do I do now?
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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