Also in the news...

• Chicken cordon ewwww. So they won't eat what you eat? If you can't beat 'em....


• Kim Jong-il, go to your room! Hillary compares North Korea to unruly teens and toddlers (a.k.a. juvenile attention whores).


• CELEBRITY ALERT: I'm married to Peter Saaaaarsgaaard, bitch! Maggie Gyllenhaal don't need no stinkin' parenting advice.


• Git yer breastmilk smoothie here! YouTube shows you the recipe.


• But that Jafar doll looked so threatening -- and Middle Eastern! TSA confiscates boy's Disney toys before plane ride.
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• VIRAL VIDEO: News update: Video shows 7-year-old in police chase to avoid church.