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• Think your kid has the makings of a professional pole dancer? Move to Rhode Island!


• Scabies! Pinworms! Lice! CNN rates the grossest kids' health issues.


• Do-over! China encourages families to break one-child ban, go for two.


• RECESSION SPECIAL: Speaking of 2-fers: Combine wedding and kids' baptism in one easy ceremony.


• Mom refuses C-section, baby taken away. Apparently she never witnessed the relative ease of such a procedure on TLC's "A Baby Story."


• The Happy Meal celebrates its 30th anniversary. Three decades of high-sodium, sugar-laden goodness.


• The New York Times doesn't have a problem if your kids run around buck-naked. Really it doesn't.


• CELEBRITY ALERT: The Candy Spelling/Tori Spelling catfight continues. Can't surgically enhanced Hollywood mothers and daughters just get along?


• PRODUCT ALERT: Heavy metal for the grade-school set: stainless-steel lunch containers.